Let me start by saying damn I got a good deal at Kohls today.
That being said…
(Standing in the checkout line with Shane and Landon minding our own business and talking amongst ourselves)
Shane: ” are you excited for Kindergarten Lan?”
Me: “man buddy I don’t know what I’m going to do while you’re at school! I’ll be bored!”
Lady behind us who is obviously not minding her own god damn business (and also has perfectly spaced children): “oh, that’s exactly what I said to this one, *points to middle child who’s Landons age* but then we found out we were expecting and well *laughs and points to baby approximately 6-8 months old in stroller* now I won’t be bored at all!”
Me: *death glare*
Shane then proceeded to make nice with the lady. Thank god for him because if it were just Landon and I, the lady would probably have gotten an ear full.
I’m sure she was just being nice but, thanks no thanks to your story. Just mind your business because I do not want to hear your story…